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Q: What is the best way to get a Michigan Grad off your porch?  A:  Pay him for the pizza.

 

Q: How many Michigan Freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: None...that is a sophomore course.

 

Q: Why does the Michigan Grad hang his diploma from his rear view mirror? A:  So he can park in the  handicapped zone.

 

Q: Why can’t Michigan parents let their kids play in the sand box? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

 

Q: What do you say to a Michigan student in a 3-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?

 

Q: How do you make University of Michigan Cookies? A:  Put them in a big bowl and beat for 3 hours.

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